Saturday, March 28, 2009

New Service?

I thought maybe I should offer a new service, mending! Ok before you sign up check out the pictures. (I have close ups if you want to see how terrible it can be) I figure I will market it to all those wives that want their husbands to toss out that torn up shirt or ripped up "favorite" pair of pants. I can guarantee that they will no longer wear these items in public. In hind site I should have used crazy girl fabric and purple thread but pink works don't you think? So do you think there is a market for my mending services?

Also I thought I would document why I don't teach. A little Brat (Ok a harsher term has been used to describe this adolescent but I thought I would keep it clean for the blog) smacked Jim in the back of the leg with a softball bat last week. There was some confusion as to what actually happened but most of it came out this week. I hope he gets the book thrown at him, you just don't do that! But he is surviving although I think he should get it checked out he is sure he is fine. At least he can walk on it now which was better than it was last Saturday.



4 comments:

Jimh. said...

Hey, I have pretty shapely legs! I'm surprised no one has asked me to become a leg model!

Thanks for mending my sexy shorts. Honestly, I can't understand why you are not throwing yourself at me all the time with those shorts and those legs! I must be irresistable.

Isabella's Mommy and Daddy said...

Love the shorts..
Men.. what can you say..
As for the bruise.. I guess you were not kidding.. that is awful..
I hope that kids has some serious detention..
Have a great day..
HUGS..

Grandma Blog said...

Ouch !! That's terrible.

Some pretty good mending I would say. It works.

Diana - FreeStyleMama said...

Oh man...I shouldn't have read this right before going to sleep...I think I might have nightmares!

 

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