"Apparently she eats pansy's, oh and dirt"
"Why are you so inhumanly strong?"
me: Can you hear with a tutu on your head?
Jim: I don't know
me: Well, I am here to tell you, you can't.
"stop that was my larynx"
"No, I don't want an egg I said book."
To the tune of Can't Touch This, mom's new song Pajama Time, I will spare you the video.
13 hours ago